How long can you hold your breath?

If you watched last nights game you, like me, probably have a pretty good idea of how to answer that question.

Memo to David Blaine:

Dude, your 17 minutes is jack compared to the collective amount Laker fans stopped breathing during the last quarter of game 3.

Of course, given the proliferation of nonsense on Lakersground today, I'm sure many of those fans suffered irreperable brain damage. Then again, there were those fans who already didn't have much to lose going into the finals.

I won't mention any names.

As sleep deprived as I am at the moment, that's as deep as I'm gonna get today.

Hee Haw